Weef the Rat begged all winter long Actin' like nothin' had gone wrong "Come on, one case…" he'd plead and pray I'd tell him, "Buy your own today." I warned my buddies one by one "Don't help Weefer, it won't be fun." Most just laughed and wished me luck Probably thinkin', "What the fuck?"
Matt Holcomb had a brilliant plan One his boys would understand State tennis weekend, he'd be gone "Use my garage and party on." Coach Harold took the Dukes to State Matt said everything would be great Nobody thought that Friday night Would end with cops lined up outside
SuperCop and SuperDumb Friday night, here they come One brought justice, one brought beer Only one was thinkin' clear SuperDumb was every fool Thinkin' they could break the rules Turns out "No" was the winning play Best decision I made that day
Beer was still the missing link Garber kids lookin' for a drink They quit askin' me for beer Knew my answer loud and clear Savage answered Weef's last plea Gandi came reluctantly Bought the beer, stopped to say hi Never knew cops were drivin' by
One strange car was all it took Nosy neighbors had a look Blue lights bouncing off the wall Every teenage heart would stall Like Wyatt Earp he took command SuperCop said, "Raise your Hands" Like Dirty Harry on the move SuperDumb kids were so screwed
SuperCop and SuperDumb Friday night, here they come One brought justice, one brought beer Only one was thinkin' clear SuperDumb was every fool Thinkin' they could break the rules Turns out "No" was the winning play Best decision I made that day
Gun drawn high, no jokes to tell This party wasn't ending well To the station for their crime Parents met 'em right on time Matt got home to quite a mess First denied he'd said "yes" Truth came out before too long Everybody knew what had gone wrong
School stepped in the following week Coach's garage made headlines peak Suspensions hit, seasons delayed One dumb night, a price was paid Gandi never played again Football ended there and then Savage served his punishment well Baseball was his passion as well
SuperCop and SuperDumb Friday night, here they come One brought justice, one brought beer Only one was thinkin' clear Weef kept beggin', I held my ground That's the reason I wasn't around Sometimes "No" is all it takes To dodge your brother's dumb mistakes
And trust me boys, this story's true Every single word to you Part One was Weef the Rat at 2 A.M. Part Two was SuperCop & SuperDumb
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